“If your girl only knew
That I would want to kick it with you
And If your girl could only see
How you be calling me getting fresh with me
She would probably leave you alone
She would probably curse you out and unplug her phone
I bet she’d be glad that you were gone
And then she wouldn’t have to worry..”
I’m suddenly self conscious because I just realised people read this thing. My first comment stunned me, then I found out theres this blog stats section.. and I have readers!
Well anyway, onto what I was writing about today. My sister said something to me that rang true, and its been stuck in my head for a few days. We were talking about my recent lack of luck with guys, actually lets be honest.. its more like eternal. So yeah she was saying about L that he never got to know me properly, and that I’m the type of girl that becomes best friends with a guy first and then after that they fall in love with me. Then she named about 5 guys who apply to this rule.. and I mentally ticked off some of the others she forgot to mention.
About 80% of my friends are male. This isn’t because I don’t like females, because I think its a little bit insano to say you don’t get along with half of the world. Honestly, I don’t know why it is.. I just click with men. They’re laid back. I’ve never been down with the gossiping and competition of large female groups, when girls bitch to me I just kind of nod and change the subject. Who can be fucked with drainers like that? The funny thing is that my chick friends are like me, they don’t have many girl friends and can always be found with guys.
Its not just a one way thing either. Girls don’t like me when they meet me. I don’t really understand why it is, I get the competition thing but it doesn’t work if its one sided. I’m not rude, and I’m usually sweet or if its a bad day I’m indifferent. Does anyone know why girls are so standoffish with each other if they’re introduced via a man?
I feel uncomfortable with them too, I don’t know what to say. What do girls talk about? Should I dive right in with a “So did you see the new BCBG line?” The more I think about it, the more distressing it becomes. If I’m in a tight bind and really stuck for conversation I just pay them a compliment no matter what they’re wearing, and make for the exit. With guys it comes so easily, but girls I have no idea..
I can only truly be myself with guys who I have a platonic relationship with. If I don’t find them threatening, or too attractive then I can jump around like a dickhead, say stupid things and actually open up. If I meet a guy who wants to date me on the other hand, then its game over. I splutter, stutter and generally make a fool of myself. Whats with that?
Thats why I’m so dangerous to a girlfriend. I’ve known them longer than she has, I know exactly what they like and don’t, I’m the one they have a beer and a laugh with at the pub. I get along with all his mates. Without wanting to sound conceited, I’m attractive and I’m intelligent. And as much as I wish it was an unfounded claim that I’m a boyfriend stealer, its not. There have been boyfriends who have told me they liked me behind their girls backs. I didn’t act on it, but yeah they’re right to be suspicious.
Usually though, the accusations are completely wrong and unfair. Its not me who’s trying to get him. I’m just here being a mate, and I’m sure a lot of girls can relate to a guy friend who tried to push the line to take it to the next level without you wanting it. Is that kind of thing your fault? I don’t know, sometimes it just feels like a witch hunt. Sometimes I want to say to them “If I wanted your man I could have had him years ago..” and shut them up. But that would cause havoc.
There is one though. One girl thats absolutely right to be clingy and overprotective of her man. If I got the chance I’d scoop him right from under her nose. She did it to me, when I moved out of town. When I got back I’d found my best boi had been snatched. One of my biggest regrets is not telling him how I felt about him. Its just that I’d always assumed he’d be only mine, you know? I’ll wait though.. Hopefully one day they will break up and he can finally be mine again. Until then, she can keep hating..
“I wonder if she makes him smile,
The way he used to smile at me?
I hope she doesn’t make him laugh,
Because his laugh belongs to me..
How could an angel break my heart?
Why didn’t he catch my falling star?
I wish I didn’t wish so hard,
Maybe I wished our love apart..
How could an angel break my heart?”
Tags: boyfriend, friends, girlfriend, theif
