Goddamnit, BB.

Tonight is the second last Big Brother show ever and I’m pretty shattered. I know it turned to crap and everyone hates it, but for a while there it used to be pretty cool. Maybe I’m just perversely voyeuristic, I suppose thats probably true. My favourite tv shows are few and mostly reality; America’s/Australia’s Next Top Model, The Hills, Australian Superstar, Project Runway, Big Brother and Gilmore Girls.

But I’ve lost faith in reality, more things are scripted than they should be, people’s images are manipulated, editing being very biased. I pretty much hate Australia’s Next Top Model now after Jodhi Meares made sure her favourite beachy Tigerlily superbrat devil spawn Demelza made it through every round and eventually won. I’m that cut about it that I’m debating whether or not to watch it next year, coz whats the point? The nice girls always come last. I can’t stand watching a show that lets the villain win. You can’t reward their shitty behaviour like that, its wrong!

And Big Brother is going to try to do that. Rory is probably going to win. The dickhead who ‘helicoptered’ the nanna, Terri, with the other villain Nobbi, only we’ve all seem to have forgotten there was a partner in this crime. Not only that, but Rory did worse. Anyway, who cares. It was the shittest of shit seasons. All the characters sucked. Dixie was probably the best but they were all annoying stereotypes, not enough intelligent debate. I miss the first few years, and the one with Fryzie & Bree on it, despite how gay they got after with the Friday Night Live hosting. I cried when Ashlee got evicted that year because I felt her pain, she had nothing outside of the house, it had been the love of her life.

Vesna and Dino were by far the best housemates ever. Vesna was hilarious, she was the only one in the house who argued with people the way I wanted them to be argued with. She was funny and cute, she stood up for her beliefs, she had cool hair. And Dino was so smart, not to mention hot. You didn’t get to see all that much of his debates but they were always intelligent and thought provoking. Or maybe I was just blinded by my crush. This post is for them, they made Big Brother worth watching. In every following year I wanted more Dino’s, Vesna’s, Bree’s, Ashlee’s and Fryzies.

But no, Big Brother had to kill it all with silicone and surfies with washboard abs. With Zoo magazine and ‘shock guests’ (wtf, a tranny?) and Friday Night Live. Its supposed to be 12 people, locked in a house, no outside contact for 3 long, psychologically challenging months. I loved that shit. Big Brother uplate was the best show in the universe, it was up when I was (all hours of the night) and it was live streaming of the housemates with no editing whatsoever. But no, they had to get a host and fill it with quizzes.

Goddamn, I miss that Big Brother. This new one can go to hell.

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25 Responses to “Goddamnit, BB.”

  1. kaboose84 Says:

    I feel your pain…the show should’ve gone back to its beginnings, then it wouldn’t have been canceled.

  2. raydixon Says:

    I’m not a BB fan (I can’t see the point of it) but if that top photo is of one of the participants then I’ve been missing out on something. Whoa!

  3. LuLi Says:

    Kaboose – It would have been awesome if they just stuck to the formula, I might have even tried to get on it then.

    Ray – Thats Vesna, hot huh? She was in it a few years back. She owns a hair salon in Richmond I think, you could always hunt her down!

  4. raydixon Says:

    Hmmm, I need a h..d hair job too!

  5. LuLi Says:

    lol! Well I’m sure she’s quite a talent.

  6. WendySkeleton Says:

    Omg, I can’t believe you guys are saying Vesna and Dino are hot. Are you joking? Um, you know who’s really hot? The Hoff. That’s right, Dustin Hoffman. He is the number one guy.

    On a related note, I never really liked reality TV in general and I just kind of wished that a hurricane would hit the house.

  7. WendySkeleton Says:

    Fuck. I mean David Hasselhoff.

    *Headdesks*

  8. LuLi Says:

    She is stunning in an unconventional beauty way.. And Dino.. I just swoon for him. I went to see him make an appearance at a night club and I’ve still got his autographed photo card. He’s my dream boat! *sigh*

    Lol @ Dustin Hoffman.. to me he’s probably in the same category as the Hoff, just less talented. The Hoff has huge record sales in Germany, you know.

  9. clubwah Says:

    At least Kyle and Jackie O never got to destroy the Gilmour Girls.
    Luli, now you have nothing to watch, may I recommend you get yourself The West Wing on DVD.

  10. LuLi Says:

    West Wing ey? I’ll check it out, thanks Wah.

  11. gullybogan Says:

    I saw Vesna in Crown Casino this one time, just walking around, and, yeah, she’s hot.

    We made eye contact, and she looked a little bashful. Not because i did anything rude or creepy or encroaching, but because i could see that she was thinking, ‘there’s the twelve-thousandth person today to recognise me from Big Brother’.

  12. LuLi Says:

    Man, I would love to run into her.. You’re lucky as. I saw Igor once at Brimbank Shopping Centre acting all suave, winking at all the girls and I just thought ‘you wanker’.
    I might have to stalk her hair salon myself.

  13. clubwah Says:

    Brimbank Shopping Centre is indeed the place where the stars shop – where else can you get K-Mart AND Target under the one roof!

  14. LuLi Says:

    Oh, yeah Brimbank is nice.. Its the West sides answer to Box Hill Centro – Full of minorities and class!

    \X/essside..

  15. Andy Says:

    Hot DAMN! That Vesna’s a fine piece of lettuce. I almost forgot what a stunner she was.

    She is living proof that you COULD find the right type of housemates to make for a successful series. But no. Instead, we get a token midget, a token granny and f-ing Brigitte. Ugh.

  16. LuLi Says:

    Exactly, if they went back to looking for people like her, who are already making quality footage in just being their hilarious selves the show woulda rocked. Can’t believe the Hanson lover won.

  17. clubwah Says:

    LuLi if you want class – Sunshine Plaza!

    P.S. I’m a Watergardens man myself

  18. LuLi Says:

    You do have the air of a Watergardens man, slightly upscale with a hint of giant paddock with a road running through the middle.
    I like to mix it up and visit all three, and throw Highpoint into the mix for the big jobs.

  19. clubwah Says:

    I go to “Knifepoint” when I wanna buy serious kick arse stuff.

  20. clubwah Says:

    And don’t forget Keilor Downs – the forgotton shopping centre. It has K Mart AND ALDI – and great delis.

  21. clubwah Says:

    When you say I have a “hint of giant paddock” what does that mean in reference to me?

  22. Bron Says:

    ALDI sucks.

  23. LuLi Says:

    lol I was being silly.. I just think of that Watergardens area as a massive paddock.

  24. raydixon Says:

    LuLi, I think Vesna might have that ‘problem’ in that outfit too.

  25. LuLi Says:

    lol.. I think she’s handled it rather well, it got all you boys in a huff, didn’t it?

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