Mayor Moloney Throws A Bone To The Uglies

While having a bit of a squiz around I noticed that a lot of Aussie blogs are buzzing with disdain from the comments of the Mayor of Mt. Isa, John Moloney, on the state of the woman drought in his town. He says:

“May I suggest if there are five blokes to every girl, we should find out where there are beauty-disadvantaged women and ask them to proceed to Mount Isa,

“Quite often you will see walking down the street a lass who is not so attractive with a wide smile on her face. Whether it is recollection of something previous or anticipation for the next evening, there is a degree of happiness.

“Often those who are beauty-disadvantaged are unhappy with their lot.

“Some, in other places in Australia, need to proceed to Mount Isa where happiness awaits.

“And, really, beauty is only skin deep. Isn’t there a fairy tale about an ugly duckling that evolves into a beautiful swan?”

Really, I don’t know what they’re all complaining about. What a splendid idea! We’re killing two birds with one stone really aren’t we? First of all we fix the poor male miners woman drought AND get rid of all the uglies! I mean those women probably wouldn’t have had the chance to get married before, this is an excellent opportunity for them. Any girl would look good compared to an eternity of solitude, wouldn’t she? We can’t have those poor men out there without any female interaction, we need to ship some chicks in there for them to prey on.

Hmm, it would be interesting to see what kind of screening process they use to find their ugly women. What if she were fat, but had a pretty face? And just how ugly do you have to be? What if you were slightly attractive, would you be barred from the shipment?

And he certainly made a great point with that smiles on their faces comment, I mean imagine that, an unattractive woman finding happiness! Who would have thought? Obviously she didn’t receive the memo that unless men find her worthy of a look up and down she must be miserable.

Beauty truly is skin deep isn’t it? I’m glad we’ve had such a gem of a man finally assure us that too, here we are getting our degrees and expanding our minds and so forth, and its such a relief to find out all our time and effort has not gone to waste. Although, he didn’t exactly mention the worth of our personalities. But, who cares! He doesn’t mind if we’re ugly!

Fuck, what am I doing wasting my time hanging around here? I’m off to pack. Come on ladies, lets go do our female duty and supply the world with more nuclear families! Thank god some men in the world are willing to look past the ugly for a bit of ass.


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15 Responses to “Mayor Moloney Throws A Bone To The Uglies”

  1. This Devil's Workday Says:

    5 guys to every woman???? Why am I applying for mining work?!?!?!! I need to shack up before it’s too late.

  2. LuLi Says:

    Lol, sorry to burst your bubble, TDW. But look on the bright side, you too could have your very own beauty-challenged woman to bed!

  3. gullybogan Says:

    I don’t know, it sounds like a job for professionals to me. The Mayor should do what Kalgoorlie did, and set up a wild west frontier town, its streets bejewelled with galvanised iron brothels.

    Then, if he got the sexworkers to ride up and down the street on motorbikes once a year like they do in New Zealand, he’d have solved his menfolks’ blue-balls problems AND contributed to the tourist industry in the town as well!

    They’d elect him premier for that sort of turnaround.

  4. WendySkeleton Says:

    You know what I hate most about this? When people showed up to protest at his stupid misogynistic speech about this, he started calling the people who protested there “beauty disadvantaged”, as if those people protesting there were jealous or something.

    I fucking hate it how he has the biggest ego, like everyone loves him and people speaking up about this is a surprise to him. What a wanker.

  5. Bron Says:

    The irony is, this mayor is not exactly a handsome, debonaire looking fellow himself.

  6. halfbackflanker Says:

    I just love the piss-weak attempt at being PC by using the term ‘beauty-disadvantaged’ – wonder how many council meetings it took for them to come up with that?

  7. LuLi Says:

    Gully – Why haven’t you run for council, man? You could make it big in the world of today with ideas like that!

    Wendy – Oh no, he didn’t! What a pig.. I’m very surprised nobody looked at this speech before he read it and said to him ‘Um, I think its kinda offensive,’ but maybe its better that he’s been exposed.

    Bron – He is quite beauty disadvantaged, I agree. Pity they’re not short of men in Mt. Isa.

    Halfback – They must be smoking something if they didn’t realise that comment would blow up in their faces.. w-t-f!

  8. Andy Says:

    I have to admit, when I first heard this story I laughed my arse off. Not only due to the very idea of a town mayor spruiking for an influx of fuglies, but also because of the shitfight you just KNEW was coming.

    The best part is that after all the publicity over this, NO woman will want to move out there, if for no other reason but for the fact they will be assumed to be a desperate mutant. Talk about a plan backfiring.

  9. LuLi Says:

    I’m glad he got a shitfight, whenever theres one abrewin’ I have to stick my nose in somehow, its just another aspect of my lefty hippie rebellious ways.

  10. raydixon Says:

    OK, which one of those 3 photos is Moloney? It’s the top one, isn’t it, the one with the tiara? Maybe he should just hire himself out.

  11. raydixon Says:

    PS: Mt Isa has never been the same since its two most famous (and only good looking) sons, Greg Norman & Pat Rafter, scooped up all the ‘beauty advantaged’ women and flew them off to join their harems in Florida and the Bahamas.

  12. LuLi Says:

    I didn’t even know they were from there.. How unfortunate.

  13. kaboose84 Says:

    sounds like a spontaneous-marriage-followed-by-a-horrible-divorce waiting to happen…although having the balls to say “hey fat chicks! come here!” is crude but hilarious

  14. LuLi Says:

    I think he probably got a lot of slaps on the back when he got back to the clubhouse after having the guts to say that.. I wonder if it was all a joke?

  15. Bron Says:

    Greg Norman good looking?

    Sheesh, Ray. Get your eyes (and head) examined.

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