Damn Wimminz

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Hey guize! I just came across this article about the top ten cruelest things women do to men. It was written by a woman, an alleged ‘Emily Miller’, but we all know there ain’t no girls on the intarwebs and this is obviously another 40 year old pervert posing as a chick. Lets see what Emilio has to say:

10. They don’t pick up the phone.

Maybe that’s coz you’re a stalker? Who calls people on the phone anymore anyway? Its all mes’n nowadays.. ‘Come meet me here’ this and ‘Booty call me later’ that. And what about the guys who say they’ll call and never do?

9. Use men for free drinks.

Why you expecting anything out of a drink? Take it back if you think it means we owe you anything but a short conversation. When I think a guy is cute I prefer to buy HIM a drink, and if he’s not cool I walk off, no hard feelings.

8. Use men as placeholders.

This refers to keeping a guy around until you find a better one. Sif men don’t do this too!

7. Emotionally manipulate men.

Lol, we cry to get our own way and have hissy fits apparently, the emotional, hysterical women that we are. If you’re stupid enough to fall for it or to accept that behaviour then you’re just as dumb as each other. Don’t blame us for your idiocy.

6. USE PHYSICAL VIOLENCE(?!?!?!)

What the hell? Get the fuck outta here! As if woman-perpetrated violence on men is in any way as much of a problem as the at least ten times bigger numbers that equate crimes against women. This gave you away Emilio, you silly fuck!

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5. Criticise their men in public.

God forbid we ever speak out in disagreement with our man in public, where it might be misconstrued that he is not controlling his woman! Check your ego, douche.

4. They don’t disclose their relationship status.

Ever had a convo with a chick to only find out 20mins in that she is taken? WHAT A WASTE OF TIME WHAT THE FUCK WHO WANTS TO TALK TO SOMEONE YOU CAN’T SCORE ASS OFF THIS IS A CRIME AGAINST THE MALE KINGDOM GODDAMN LYING BITCHES!!!1! MISOGYNY! FUCK OPRAH!

3. They withhold sex.

Ohhh, spousal rape. You owe him sex you silly woman, don’t you know? Consent on his side is all that’s necessary! What, you think you get to decide what to do with your own body? Hahaha, that’s rich. Drop those panties.

2. They test their men.

This is the act of trying to get him to do something he doesn’t want to, and then saying ‘But don’t you love me?’ to try and coerce him. This behaviour is only fine when its him requesting sex, you better think again if its you requesting company, you selfish bitch!

AND THE DRUMROLL..

1. They flirt to inspire jealousy.

Ohhh, go fuck yourself. Top article, Emilio.

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13 Responses to “Damn Wimminz”

  1. Jemima Aslana Says:

    Urgh, sometimes I just want to crawl under my bed and wait for the world to go away.

    Those are absolutely awful. Kudos for having the strength to read that stuff.

  2. LuLi Says:

    Haha, it was the number 1 article on http://www.jimmyr.com/ this morning.. Needless to say I was not impressed!

  3. Jemima Aslana Says:

    No that goes without saying. Geez. And men wonder why most women distrust most men at first meeting. Because for all we know, *you* might be the one who suggested our partners hit us, jerkwad. How can that be so hard for them to grasp? In regards to this, have you seen the Schrodinger’s Rapist thread on Shapely Prose? Some really fantastic conversation went down before they closed comments.

  4. Wendy Voltaire Says:

    I was reading this article about Halo and how the latest one in the series was mistreating its only female character. The writer of the blog post (I can’t find the link) had set out a pretty good argument with examples.

    The first half of the comments were fine, until you got to the second half where they were the usual insults and comments closing off an opportunity for discussion, like “LALALA I’M NOT LISTENING!” and “OMG this happens to male characters too so therefore the mistreatment of female characters in any medium of popular culture is justified.”

    I’ve said this before a gazillion times, people who say those things are the same types of people who say feminism isn’t needed in the world, when ironically, they are the reason why feminists exists. What a bunch of idiots.

    Like seriously? Shut the fuck up.

  5. Wendy Voltaire Says:

    Oh, found the link: http://www.lesbiangamers.com/halo-odst-one-discourse-into-sexism-and-tolerance-veronica-dare-halo-character.html

  6. LuLi Says:

    Jemima – Agree with you completely, its hard not to be jaded! Unfortunately, I didn’t see that discussion, I haven’t been to Shapely Prose before.. I’ll have to check it out.

    Wendy – Its crazy to see how women are typically portrayed in the media. I loved that link.. Gaming + Feminism = win. On a related note, check out this breakdown of the Disney heroines: http://contexts.org/socimages/2009/10/25/disney-princesses-deconstructed/

  7. Jemima Aslana Says:

    Do check it out. It’s a terrific blog at kateharding.net

    Wendy – I’m no Halo fan. I generally don’t do FPS’s. I’m an RPGer myself. But that was indeed a great article.

  8. Wendy Voltaire Says:

    Jemina – Me too, not much of a FPS fan. Counter-Strike is just friggin’ scary, especially if you’re a female gamer with a mic. They either think you’re a young boy who hasn’t gone through puberty yet, or they actually do realise you’re a woman and make lewd comments ie. sexual harassment.

    I see a trend that a lot of female gamers enjoy RPGs, probably because they’re way more in control of their character than say a hired writer writing their female character for them.

    LuLi – Thanks for the link! 🙂

  9. Jemima Aslana Says:

    Yeah, I hear the same about WoW, where some guilds openly state that they’re women-friendly, and then are horribly harassed by asshats who don’t agree with that attitude.

    There’s a reason I never play online (aside from the immense time-consumption and the cost – I can’t even afford lady shavers these days, much less a monthly gaming fee. AUGH!) and since online is where you meet the most dipshits, I get plenty of -isms from the people who even consider themselves my friends.

  10. Domino Says:

    Seriously, no one calls people anymore?

  11. LuLi Says:

    Well they probs do, think I was just irrationally angry lol.

  12. Domino Says:

    Phew. I like calling people..Thought everyone was thinking I’m a stalker for a second there lol.

  13. LuLi Says:

    Yea I actually prefer phone calls. Mes’s can get annoying.

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